SANTA went to court

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

... SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 840 views
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