SANTA went to court
SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
... SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 840 views
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