Paidaish ki waja

Sardar:tum kaise paida howi?
Girl:opration se aur tum?

Sardar :khof se
girl:kia matlb?

Sardar:meri ma k pas 2 dako aae aur kaha jo kuch hai nikal do.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 916 views
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Desi Dictionary

Chilhood: When you make faces at mirror. Middle age is when mirror gets even.

Bald man: A person who has lot of face to wash and very little hair to comb.

Marriage: An institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a women gets her master’s.

Doctor: Who cures your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.

Alimony: A mode of payment that enables a women who at one time lived happily married to live happily unmarried.

Indian Film Heroines: If they display their assets, the producer recovers his liabilities.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
aik pathaan ki biwi k

aik pathaan ki biwi ko pathaan par bohat pyaar ayaa

Wo boli aap lakhon main aik ho

pathaan ne aik zor se chapair mari aur bola baqi 999 kon hain

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek bahut sundar kuwari

Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher ne 4 bacho k thapar mare.

Reactions of students..
Bengali:- sorry mam

Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
Bihari:- sorry mam pr hum kuch ni kiya the

Punjabi:- "Shukar ah Rabba.. aise bahane hathh ta layea Sohneya ne" ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maa Ulti Kaise Ho Gayi

Teacher : Santa batao M for kya hota hai?

Santa : Sir, Mother!

Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?

Santa kuch sochne lagta hai

Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?

Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A little boy asks his father

A little boy asks his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”

& the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Esa kyu hota hai;

Esa kyu hota hai;
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Sardi mei Sardi lagti hai aur garmi mei garmi

Kabhi kabhi iska ulta bhi hona chahiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
man in hell

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Jaan roz roz mai tumhari

Pati:Jaan roz roz mai tumhari aankhon mai anshu nahi dekh sakta.

Patni:Thiq hai,
kal se aaphi piyaz katt k doge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wo konsi aurat hai

Teacher:
wo kon si Aurat hai jisay her waqat pata hota hai k
mera shohar kahan hai?
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Sardar:
Bewa Aurat,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aap shadi shuda hain???

Tufani barish me raat ko shop per 1 admi pizza lene aaya.
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SHOPKEPER: Aap shadi shuda hain?
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Admi: Tu aur Is tufani barish me kya meri maa muje pizza lene bhejy gi

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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