Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par jarahi thi.
Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par jarahi
thi..
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Raaste mein 5/6 kutte mile..
Kutti gabhra gayi...
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Kutto ne kaha aap aaram se jaiye aur dariye
nahi..
Hum kutte hai Insaan nahi..
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