sultan tipu
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 831 views
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