Hypnotise karna kia hota he!?
Husband: Hypnotise karna kia hota he!?
Wife: Kisi ko Apne Control me kar k Apni Marzi k kaam Karwaana.
Husband: Chal jhooTi,Usay to Shaadi kehtay hain.:-)
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