Police:-"Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!"
Santa~"Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 900 views

Pyar Ho Jata Hai, Ya Karna Padta Hai?

Ek Bar Ek Chinki Ke Ek Dost Ne Us Se Puchha

Boy: “Yaar Chinki Ek Baat To Bata, Ye Pyar Ho Jata Hai, Ya Karna Parta Hai?”

Chinki Huste Hue: “Ladka Handsome Ho To Ho Jata Hai, Aur Agar Ameer Ho To Karna Parta Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladki perpose kerni ke sab se safe jegha

Snta-Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah
konsi he?
Bnta-Mandir
S-Mandir kyu?
B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mummy kyu chup baithi hai?

pappa: mummy kyu chup baithi hai?

santa: kuch nahi, mummy ne lipstick maangi thi, lekin maine fevistick de diya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Ne Nayi Car Li

Santa Ne Nayi Car Li Aur Sadak Pe Leke Ghumne
Nikal Pada.
Raste Mein Ek Jagah Checking Ho Rahi Thhi, Ek
Police Wale Ne Usko Rok Liya.
Santa Ne Gadi Side Pe Laga Li, Inspector Aaya Aur
Saanta Se Pucha.
Inspector: “Car Gas Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi Ji”
Inspector: “Petrol Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi”
Inspector: “To Diesel Par Hogi?”
Santa: “Ji Vo Bhi Nahi”
Inspector Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Bola: “Abe Phir Kis
Par Hai?”
Santa Bholepan Se: “Ji Installment Par Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

santa banta

Santa: Hum 45 Behn Bhai hai Banta: Kya tumare ghar Populatn count krne wale nhi aye? Santa: Aye the,pr hm sb pdh rhe the,wo COACHNG CNTR smajh k vapas chle gye...

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)