Police:-"Humey pakki Khabar mili
Police:-"Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!"
Santa~"Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views
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