Two Brilliant Minds
Sardar owr Pathan pani peeny gaye, tu glass ulta para tha
Sardar: Eska moo hi band hai
.
Pathan: Neche se bhi toota hai
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 723 views
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