Un ka bap bi mar gaya
Bap ki death pe sardar bahut ziyada ro raha tha itne me phone aya to sardar ne aur bi ziyada rona shoro kar dia.:
dost:kia howa.
Sardar:meri behan ka phone tha us ka baap bi mar gaya hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 941 views
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Aur !
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Wo Gobar main Gir jata hy. . .
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Cheee cheee
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