Bap ki death pe sardar bahut ziyada ro raha tha itne me phone aya to sardar ne aur bi ziyada rona shoro kar dia.:
dost:kia howa.
Sardar:meri behan ka phone tha us ka baap bi mar gaya hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 970 views

Uncovered Manhole

A blond is walking on the street when she suddenly falls inside an uncovered manhole.

She swears her way back up the ladder and manages to crawl all the way up, her clothes getting all torn up in the process.

When she gets back to the top she wipes off the sweat from her forehead and says "Thank God the hole wasn't covered, or I would've never made it out!"

by Kamran (few years ago!)

what will u give me as reward

Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

kyon bachche yeh gend

Ek aadmi:-kyon bachche yeh gend tumhari hai?
Bachcha:- uncle kya isse koi sheesha toota hai?
Aadmi:-nahin to..
bachcha:- haan to phir meri hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A girl was thirsty

A girl was thirsty.

She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her

She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao

JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi

Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi thi ke itne me uska husband aa gaya or bf ko marne laga

Lady- Maar gadhe ko, apni biwi ko to gumata nahi dusron ki biwi ghumane le aate hai.

( itne me bf ko josh aaya or wo hsbnd ko marne laga )

lady- maar sale ko, na khud ghumane le jata hai na kisi or ko ghumane deta hai. :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)