Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,

Woh bhi new car se?

Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 865 views

Kon Kehta Hai

GOLU: Kon Kehta Hai Qayamt Ayegi Mai Mar Jaonga
Kon Kehta Hai Qayamt Ayegi Mai Mar Jaonga

Mai To Buss Ka Driver Hu Cut Mar Ke B NikaL Jaonga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sor kase phata

1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gya
Dr. Ne Us Se Pucha:
Khan Sahab Kya Hua?
Khan: Hum Pathar Se Keel Thonk Raha Tha
Hum Ko 1 Aadmi Bola:
Khan Khopri Istemaal Kro.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya
Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya
ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...??
Shit ab phir se girna padega

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ek mobile bechane wale se larai kar raha tha

Santa ek mobile bechane wale se larai kar raha tha

Logon ne puchha kya huva

Santa: Mene mobile kharida to bola tha mobile me lock bhi h, Ab ye tala, chhabi kuch nahi de raha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bullfight Buffet

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)