A blonde was swerving
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving
very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I`m sorry sir, but wherever I go,
there`s always a tree in front of me and I can`t seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that`s your air freshener!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 937 views
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