Kid 1: Mere papa
Kid 1: Mere papa itne tall hain, ke jump maar ke helicopter pakad lete hain.
Kid 2: Mere papa bhi tall hain, lekin wo aisi chutiyaghiri nahi karte
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 811 views
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