Pehlay tm chup jao
Dadi:tumhari teacher aa rahi hain tum chup jao.
Pota:pehlay tum chup jao tumhari wafat ki waja se me 3 din chuti pe hun.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1028 views
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"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz
"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar 3 Din Tak Subha Nend Se
Jaag Kar Kangha Na Kia Jae
T0
Hair Style
"Rehman Malik"
Jesa Ho Jata Hai..
"Veena Returns"... ;->
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Biwi (Wife): Tum sotai howai mujhai galiyan dai rahai thai
Shohor (Husband): Tumko ghalat fahmi howi hai
Biwi (Wife): Kiya ghalat fahmi how hai?
Shohor (Husband): Yahi kai mai soo raha thaa
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan: Raat Mujhy 1 Aadmi Nay
Chaaku Dikha Ker Loot Liya
Friend: Lekin Tery Pas To
Hamesha Gun Hoti Hy
Pathan: Wo Main Nay Chupa Di Thi, Warna Wo Bhi Lay Jata!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ek Din Gumte Gumte Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Ja Pahuncha.
Banta Badi Khushi Se Mila Aur Usko Bithata Hua Bola.
Banta: “Yaar Aaj Teri Bhabhi Ghar Pe Nahi Hai, Warna Mein Tujhe Bhadiya Si Chai Pilata”
Santa: “Oye Kanjus Kabhi To Doodh Market Se Bhi Le Liya Kar?“
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To live a life, we need:
1. Brain
2. Intelligence
3. Knowledge
4. Expression
5. Looks
6. Luck
So,
I salute YOU....
for managing Without these:-
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Ek Admi Jo Ki Abhi Jawan Hi Tha Accident Ki Wajah Se Mar Gaya, Uski Bahut Hi Sunder Biwi Thi.
Jis Din Uska Antim Sanskar Tha To Us Admi Ka Ek Tharki Dost Uski Biwi Ke Pas Pahuncha Aur Bola
Dost: “Kya Main Suresh Ki Jagah Le Sakta Hoon?”
Biwi: “Haan Kyu Nahi, Mujhe Koi Aitraz Nahi Par Qabristan Walon Se Puch Lo“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan 2 Son: Beta Doodh P Lo
Beta: No Dady Muje Nhi Pina
Pathan:
Beta Jan Agr Doodh Nhi Piyo Ge To Baray Kese Hogy?
Beta: Dady Apko B To Doodh Pasnd Nhi He Pr Ap Bhi To Barray Ho Gay Thy Na Isi Trha Me B Barra Ho Jaaonga,
Pathan: Achay Bachay Zid Nhi Krte, Agr Mere Achey Betey Ho To Shabash Pi Lo Jaldi Se,
Beta: Ok Dad. Or Is Trha Beta Saara Dodh Pi Gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady call in firebregade: Hello meray ghr mein aag lg gae hai
Admi: pani dalo
Lady: dala tha aag nhi bhuji
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Admi: fay mojaan kro asi keri pepsi sutni si :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)