Jab LADKI Facebook pe tumse baat na kare to usse kaise baat karoge
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Socho yaar??
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Are yaar bahot simple hai
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Uske WALL pe likh do
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Mere inbox mein I LOVE U kyu bheja..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 763 views

al rakhna

khybeta:abu agr mere exams me 80% marks aye to ap ka kya hal ho ga?
abu:me khushi se pagal ho jaon ga!
beta:nai abu mje ap ka khayal he isi liye me exams me fail ho gaya

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ye To Bachpan Se Hi Tez Thha

Pappu LKG Mein Padhta Tha, Ek Baar Lagataar Chaar Din Se School Late Aane Par Madam Ne Kaha.

Madam: “Pappu, Tum Itne Late School Kyun Aate Ho?”

Pappu: “Mam, Aap Na Meri Itni Chinta Mat Kara Kare, Bachhe Galat Samajhte Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaey

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaey hua y thay.

Kanjus: Thanda peo ge ya garam?.

Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?.
Mehmaan: Pepsi .

Kanjus: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?.

Mehmaan: Glass me..
Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?.

Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala.

Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.

Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamaray ghar me Aisa glass nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek dost dusre dost se

Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?

Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dr. k Band Clinic k agay lambi line

Dr. k Band Clinic k agay lambi line thi. 1 sardar bar-bar line me ghusta,log usko pakar k piche phenk datain sardar-Lage raho salo,me b clinic nahi kholunga,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)