Maa: Kia kar rahy ho beta??
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Beta: Maa parh raha hon
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Maa: Very good beta, kia parh rahy ho??
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Beta: Apni jaan ky msgs !!

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 929 views

Aashiqui 3 Funny Song Facebook

Aashiqui 3.. Song created
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook
chalau main ya naa..
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Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa..
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Apna tu phone number bata de,
Call lagau main yaa naaaa..
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Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,
khau main yaaa naa..
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Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko…
Ab hota anhi intezaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de..
koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A Sardar was giving Medical Entry Test

A Sardar was giving Medical Entry Test.
He gave definitions as follows.
ANTIBODY:
Against everybody.
ARTERY:
Study of fine art paintings.
CARDIOLOGY:
Advance study of playing cards.
CAT Scan:
Scanning for lost CAT.
COMA:
Punctuation mark.
BACTERIA:
Back door of a Cafeteria:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Oh sundari

Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de

Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tinku: Mera Kutta Tommy Kho Gaya Hai.

Tinku: Mera Kutta Tommy Kho Gaya Hai.

Mintu: To Tum Kisi Akhbar Me Vigyapan Kyo Nahi Dete.

Tinku: Usase Kya Hoga?
Tmmy Ko 2 Padhna Nahi Aata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Titanic was sinking

Titanic was sinking…

Santa: How far is the earth from here?

Banta: 1 kilometer.

Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: in which direction..?

Banta: Downwards !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)