Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.

Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.

Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.

Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1148 views

Mast Mast 2 Lain

Teacher:

Active voice aur passive voice ka example batao?

Student:

Active voice: Tere mas mast 2 nain merey dil ka lay ga chain

Passive voice: Merey dil ka lay chain tere mast mast 2 nain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pagal bnne ka tareeqa

Pagal hone ka tareeqa.
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O me sadqe jaon kitna showaq hai pagal hone ka pehly kun c kami hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Combined study.

Pathan sheshay k samnay beth ker study karta tha,
jis ke 3 wajah thein.
1. Revision bhi sath sath ho jaey.
2. Apnay ooper nazar rahay.
3. Combined study..:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Producer : Movie Ka Naam Sunte

Producer : Movie Ka Naam Sunte Hi Sab
Bache Dar Jaye Aisa Kuch Title Bataao..

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Director:
"Morning Exam Evening Result"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sir: batao es duniya me

Sir: batao es duniya me
sub se mushkil kon paida hova
PATHAN: sir india ka
sunny deval
Sir:wo kasy?
PATHAN: sir wo kehta hai
Main nikla, GADDI Ly k..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)