Sardar Ne Airport Call Kar K Pocha:

Sardar Ne Airport Call Kar K Pocha:

India Se America Ka Safar Kitne Der Ka Hai?

Receptionist:

1 Second Sir.

Disconects & Sardar Says:

Piiiiiii K Bethi A Kamini…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 971 views
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