Aik Admi Langraata Hoa Aata Hay
Usse Dekh Kar Do Doctor Aapas May
Jhagar Tean Hay
Aik Kehta Hay K Us Ki Haddi Toot Gai Hai
Dosra Bolta Hai K
Nahi Us Ka Angotha Nikal Gaya Hai
Donoon Me Kafi Behas Ho Rahi Hoti Hai To
Tisra Doctor Bolta Hai
Chalo Us Say Hi Poch Laetey Hain
Ussay Poch Tay Hain To
Wo Bolata Hai
Nahi , Na Mera To Chapl Tota Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 962 views

Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"

Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i"ll xplain... ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain auto_mein_takli

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Sardar will Marry Again

Sardar’s Wife Dies:
He Is Calm

But His Wife’s Lover Is Furiously Crying..

Finally Sardar Consoles Him:
Don’t Worry Yaar
I Will Marry Again

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

meri shadi per ana

pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Landline and Mobile Phon

Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?

Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

husband wife fight

Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi,
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
.
Husband:tu Kutti
.
Wife:tu Kutta
,
,
Bacha masumiat se bola
or me “TOMI”

by A. Sami (few years ago!)