Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 522 views

Training k doraan

Training k doraan 1 officer ne sipahi se poocha: Ye hath main kia hay?

Rab Nawaz: Sir Ye bandooq hay. Officer: Ye bandooq nahin tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hay maa.

Then Officer to a Pathan Sipahi: Tumharay hath main ye kya hay?

Pathan: Sir, Ye Rab Nawaz ki ammi hay aur hamara khaala hay?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

English party joke

In a party a hand some boy asked a girl:are you going to dance?
She felt so happy and said:yes
boy:thats good,so i have your chair

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sardar

True bravery is to arrive home
Fully drunk?
A late night out?
And mom waiting with a jhadu(broom)
And u ask: ?Hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha “EID MUBARAK”
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
“KHAIR MUBARAK”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

"Hum Haji bhi hai."

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha:

Dosra us k baray main kisi ko bata raha tha k

Ye barray Namazi, Parhaizgaar aur Muttaqi hain,


Woh Pathan Namaz torr kar bola: "Hum Haji bhi hai."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)