Bivi: aaj mere tann-mann me aag

Bivi: aaj mere tann-mann me aag laga do.

Shohar ne petrol daal k aag laga di.

Moral: jazbaat ka izhaar aasan alfaz mein kren.
Shukriya Rescue 1122

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