Snta ek Ped Par ulta latka hua tha

Snta ek Ped Par ulta latka hua tha,

Bnta ulta Qo latke ho,

Snta Maine SIR Dard ki GOLI khai thi

Kahi Pet me na chali jaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 805 views
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number one sport." The horrified woman said, "Isn't that
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by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
Teacher ne bachhe ki copy par

teacher ne bachhe ki copy par note likha kripya bachhe ko nahalakar bheja kare.
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Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

Santa :Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai

Banta :
Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka
Hum To Kirayedar Hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Choohe maar dawai

Pappu:choohe marne wali dawai to dena.

Dokandar:ghar le k jani hai

pappu:aur kia choohe pakar kar yahan le aaon

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
1 rupia de de baba

Fakeer: 1 Rupia dede Baba
Aadmi:
Sharam Nai Ati itnay hattay kattay khubsurat
nojawan ho k bheek mangtay ho
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Chini was in hospital.

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.

Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.

SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
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KUTTE OXYGN Ke PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Office Chal rahe ho kya?

Santa: Office Chal rahe ho kya?
Banta: tu chal main naha dho kar aaya

Santa: Kamaal hai, tu ab dhone jayega, main to potty karnay jata hun tabhi dho leta hun

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Eik Charsi Nay Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya

Eik Charsi Nay Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya,
Aur Apnay He Ghar Say Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kia,
Aur Khoob Dawat Ki,
Subha Jab Ghar Poncha
To Bakra Ghar Main Tha,
Bivi Say Pocha Bakra Kahan Say Aya? Bivi:
Bakray Ko Goli Maro!!
Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha
KUTAY Ko Kahan Lay Kar Gay Thay??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Desi Dictionary

Chilhood: When you make faces at mirror. Middle age is when mirror gets even.

Bald man: A person who has lot of face to wash and very little hair to comb.

Marriage: An institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a women gets her master’s.

Doctor: Who cures your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.

Alimony: A mode of payment that enables a women who at one time lived happily married to live happily unmarried.

Indian Film Heroines: If they display their assets, the producer recovers his liabilities.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mere khyal se hmari beti ki

Biwi-mere khyal se hmari beti ki kisi ladke k sath setting ho gai h

pati-vo kaise?

Bivi-q ki vo kafi dino se recharge k paise nahi maang rhi h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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