Snta ek Ped Par ulta latka hua tha

Snta ek Ped Par ulta latka hua tha,

Bnta ulta Qo latke ho,

Snta Maine SIR Dard ki GOLI khai thi

Kahi Pet me na chali jaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 840 views
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They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the men's game.

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The other man shook his head. "I'm going to go ask them if we can play through," said the first man, emphatically, "Enough is enough!"

He started walking over toward the women, but as he got close, he suddenly turned around and came back, white as a ghost.

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