Doosri Shaadi
Pati: Agar mein mar gaya toh mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi ?
Patni: Nahi… main apni behan ki saath rahungi. Aap Kya Karoge ?
Pati: Mein bhi tumhaare marne ke baad tumhari behan ke saath rahunga…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 994 views
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