Jee bhar k rone do aaj mujhe

Jee bhar k rone do aaj mujhe
=Dosto=
Ek hi Larki Ka number tha MOLVi ki baaton me aa
k delete Kr diya;->
<(‘-’) ) )> //, oye mrwa dita e molvi.:-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 816 views
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