Girl:shadi k baad me ap k sare dukh bant lun gi

boy:mujhe ko dukh nai hai.

Girl:me shadi k baad ki baat kar rahi hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 754 views

Cockroach k liye Powder

Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..

by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)

A dying man's last wish

Wee Hughie was dying.

Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, "Anything I can get you, Hughie?"
"No" He replied.

"You must have a last wish, Hughie?" asked his wife.

Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice"

"Ach, man... you can't have that" said Maggie, "You know it's for your funeral".

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Girls are like internet virus!

Girls are like an internet virus:

They enter your life,

Scan your pockets,

Transfer your money,

Edit your mind,

Download their problems and

Delete your smile

So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Itni Door Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai?

Bus Stand Par Akeli Khadi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar,
Ladka Uske Paas Jakar Puchhne Laga.
Ladka: “Patna Kaha Hai?”
Ladki: “Bihar Mein”
Ladka: “Abe Yaar Yahi Pat Jaa Na Bihar Mein
Jaane Ki Kya Jaroorat Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 bomb mile

2 PATHANO ko 2 bomb mile.

1st pathan: Chal police ko de atay hain

2nd pathan: Agr koi bomb raste may phat gia to?

1st pathan:Jhoot bol denge k ek hi mila tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)