Ya To Purani Ticket Hai
T.C To Sardar In Train:
Ticket Dikhao
Sardar:Ha Ha, Ye Lo
T.C:Ya To Purani Ticket Hai
Sardar:
To Train Kia Abhe “Showroom” Se Nikali Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1102 views
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