Pathan Date Pe Cooking Oil Se Naha K Gaya

Pathan Date Pe Cooking Oil Se Naha K Gaya
Girl Friend:
Ap Oil Mein Kyun Nahaye?

Pathan:
Meine Suna Tha K
‘Har Cheez Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai’

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views
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