1 Admi public toilet me betha

1 Admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usy 7 waly toilet se awaz i,

kya hal hai?

Admi ghabra kr bola:
... Theek hon

Phir aawaz i,
kya kr rahe ho?

Admi:
Betha hon,

phir awaz i,
mai aa jaun?

Admi or ghabra ke bola:
Nai nai mai busy hon

phir aawaz i,

Acha yaar tumhe bad me call krta hn, abi koi ullu ka patha 7 wale toilet se meri hr baat ka jwb de raha hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 823 views
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