MBBS: master in bomb blasting strategies
MBBS: master in bomb blasting strategies
CA: carear in al qaeeda
MSc: Master suicide course
IT: institute of terrorism
MBA: member of blasting agency
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 889 views
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