Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one
customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 985 views

Tumne Apni Mummy Se

Baap- Tumne Apni Mummy Se Unchi Aawaz Me Baat Ki.?

Beta- Mujhe Pata Hai Ki
Apko Jalan Ho Rahi Hai..

..Kyo Ki Aap Aisa Nahi Kar Sakte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

walking down the road

A blonde girl and her boyfriend were walking down the road when her boyfriend spotted a dead bird. He said:

"Aww, look at that dead bird," the blonde girl looks up and says: "Where?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi tha vo jaa raha tha

Ek aadmi tha vo jaa raha tha t b usse ek chirag mila ussne chrag ko ragda usme se jinn bahar aaya or bola -3 var deta maang le jo b.

Uss aadmi ne kaha-(1).bahut sara paisa!!

(2).ek bahut bda bangla(mahel).
(3).hamko uskaaaa...........
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.chaukidaar banao!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Snta Mehmaan Se

Snta Mehmaan Se- Thnda Loge Ya Garam.?

Mehmaan-Dono Le Aao..

Snta-Preeto.. Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass Geezer Se Pani Le Aao..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

School bus mein driver

School bus mein driver k peeche
baitha baccha khud se baatein kar raha tha.!

"Agar meri maa hathni aur baap hathi hota
to mai ek chota hathi hota...
hahaha.."

"Agar maa chirya aur baap chira hota to
mai 1 chira hota...
hahaha."

"Agar maa sherni aur baap sher hota to
mai chota sher hota...
Hahaha."

Driver ko ghussa aa gaya
aur bola:-
"agar teri maa kamini aur baap kanjar hota to tu kya hota??"
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Baccha:- phir mai bus driver hota..! :D :P :O

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)