Boy-
yar,mujhe us ladki se bachao?

Dost- q?

... Boy- jab se maine keh dia hai dil chir k dekh tera hi
nam hoga?
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Saali chaku leke piche pad gayi hai... :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 898 views

Pathan

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.


Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

women

A masked man walks into a bank and holds it up at gunpoint to rob the bank. In the process of robbing the bank, his mask fell off. He quickly put it back on his face and asked the teller directly ahead of him if she saw his face. She admitted that she did, so he shot and killed her. He then turned to the teller that was beside the one her just killed and asked if she had also seen his face. She said that she did and he shot and killed her too. He then turned to a man, a customer who just happened to be in the bank when the robbery was taking place. The robber asked the customer if he had seen his face. The customer replied, “No, but I’m pretty sure my wife did.”

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Mother(angrily): If you fail now

Mother(angrily): If you fail now then you must not say me mother.

After result
Mother: What was the result?

Son: Sorry sweet, You have lost the right to be called mother.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Taliban comander

Ustad:kon sa parinda sb se taiz urta hai?
Student:hathi
ustad:na laiq tera baap kia karta hai.
Student:talban comander hai.
Ustad:shabash hathi hi sb se teez urta hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Eating fish

After Eating Fish Santa Don't Drink Water
Why? Because
He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His
Stomach.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)