Santa:-meri dictionary main namumkin shabd nahin hai.

Banta:-are yaar dictionary kharidne se pahle check kar lena chahiye na.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 788 views

Please Make Newyork The Capital Of Punjab

Sardar’s Son:
Oh God, Please Make Newyork The Capital Of Punjab

Sardar: Y R U Praying 4 That?

Son: Bcz,That Is Wat I Hav Writen In D Xam

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

1 budha aya
7 me 1 budhiya ko laya

Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya

Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya

Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya

Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya
Ai Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nhi khaya?

Is par
budhe ne farmaya
Beta tera sawal to nek hai

Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kam per kiun nhi aye

Malkin:Tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayi
Kamwali:Maine FaceBook P Status Update Kr Diya
Tha
K Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiya
HAVE A SAFE TRIP

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

in exams hall

In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don't know. Examiner: You r failed, what's your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Baap: Tumhari teacher

Baap: Tumhari teacher khe rhi thi wo tumhe nahi pdha sakti

Beta: Tabhi to mein khe rha tha wo acha nahi padhati hain.

Baap: Mene kha tha na nails kaat lo phir kyun nahi kate

Beta: Papa mene kate the per apka driver itni dhire gaadi chalata hai ke nails raste mein hi bhad jate hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)