Police team drwaze pr aai,
Police team drwaze pr aai,
Pathan BV se:bandooq or kartoos kahan hen?
Police team bhagi, peche se pathan ne awaz di:
Ruko bhai, ye mere bachon k naam hen...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 931 views
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