Santa Taxi Main Ja Raha Tha.
Santa Taxi Main Ja Raha Tha. Achanak Taxi Ruk Gayi.
Sardar Driver bola: Sir Taxi Aage Nahi Ja Sakti, Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Hai.
Funny Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Taxi Vapis Ghar Ko Le Chalo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views
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