22 Saal Se Ek Cheez Bilkul Bhi Nahi Badli
22 Saal Ho Gaye Par,
Abhi Tak Ek Cheez Bilkul Nahi Badali,
Parle-G Biscuits Wala Ladka, Abhi Tak Bada Nahi Hua.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 952 views
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