Madam: Agr Koi School Ke Samne

Madam: Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge?
Student: 1-2 min Dekhenge

Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai,
Warna Staff Room Main Rakh Denge!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1044 views
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