PatHaN AskEd a Doctor
PatHaN AskEd a DR: Doodh Peene Se RaNg Gora hOta Hai KyA?
Dr: haaN Doodh Me CaLciuM hota hai is liyE
PatHan: acha to PhiR bhaNs ka BaccHa kyUn KaLa hOta hAi?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1254 views
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