yaar bahut raat ho gyi
santa:- yaar bahut raat ho gyi h,
aaj raat ko yahi ruk ja,
subah chala jaio.
Banta:- theek h yaar,
fir main ghar se night dress le ata hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 897 views
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