Patni: Aapko mujhme sabse jayada acha kya lagta hai meri sundarta ya meri akalmandi?

Banta: mujhe to tumhari ye majak karne ki aadat hi sabse achi aur pyari lagti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 767 views

stupid

Two things in this world are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. But I'm not so sure about the first one.

~Albert Einstein~

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Hatyar

Beta- yeh hathiyaar kya hota hai?papa-beta
hathiyaar woh hota hai,jisse hum ladte hain.beta-
isska matlab mummy hathiyaar hain..gud afnoon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

marrage

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Contribution and Commitment

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!" the chicken cried.

"Let's offer them ham and eggs?"

"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

'Tali-ban'

Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of 'Tali-ban'!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)