Patni: Aapko mujhme sabse
Patni: Aapko mujhme sabse jayada acha kya lagta hai meri sundarta ya meri akalmandi?
Banta: mujhe to tumhari ye majak karne ki aadat hi sabse achi aur pyari lagti hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 843 views
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