Apni shadi nu 5 saal
Chaudry: . Apni shadi nu 5 saal ho gaye tenu pyar da sab se zayada maza kis din aya? . . .
Wife! . Sharmate hue… “tussi us din Multan gaye C”
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 504 views
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A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar raheho?"
To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin".
by shahzad (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Bhari Bus Mai Ek
Lrki Se Touch Ho Raha Tha….
Larki:
Excuse Me Khan Sahib
Aap Acha Nahi Kr Rahy…
Pathan:
Itne Rush Mai Is
Se Acha Nahi Ho Skta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:
Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...
2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,
Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane ki,
Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko
pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya
1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya
jb dukndar ko dia to dukndar ne kaha topi nai hai
Pthan:ye qauid e azam ki GARMION ki tasveer hy.
1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,
1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,
Kisi ne pucha:
6 mah k baby ki birthday kese?
Khan: hmarey haan semester System hai. :-)
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Two friend gossips
1 Friend said : yaar Jail ko "Hawalaat" kyu kehte hain..?
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2 Friend said: Kyun ki jail me khane mein sirf
"Hawa-aur-Laat" hi milti hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Dost Pathan Se:
Tumne Molvi Saab Se Kaan
Mein Kia Pocha K Unho Ne Tumhain Thpar Mar Dia?
Pathan Bola :
Kuch B Nahi Maine To Sirf
Ye Pocha K 14 August Ki Namaz Kaha Hogi ?
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Boy : hii
Girl : what
Boy : how are u?
Girl : do I know u?
Boy : I\’m Rich…
……Girl : Oh!!, I\’m layla 18 years old ! do u wanna go out ???
and btw I like ur hair =)
Boy : my name is Rich , and yours ??
Girl : sorry I don\’t talk 2 boys … =P ;->
by nadeem (few years ago!)