Aaj Pitaji Ne Pitai Kar Di
Snta-Aaj Pitaji Ne Pitai Kar Di
Bnta-Kyu
Snta-Maine To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha Ki"KAMINE.. Film Dekhne Chal Rahe Ho Kya..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 589 views
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Shadi Me Khana K wqt pathan Ko
Plate Nhi Mili
pathan Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne
Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
pathan: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt
Phr Nhi Ayga:-)
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"
So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"
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Pathan or Gadhay me 3 batain comon hen
Bachpan main dono khubsurat hotay hen
Bachpan se hi mehnati hote hen
Baray ho kr dono transporter ban jate hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Happy Puttar day!
Is din hr baap ko apne
Puttar ki yad ati ha.
Is liy mjhe b tumari yad
i Ab ye sms mjhe hi send
kr k abu k sath begerti na
krna,
MIss U beta.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Life is full of problems.
But some peopels have discovered a few simple KEYS to remove all tensions.
That are,?
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Saanu-Key,?
Hor Key,?
Teno key ?
Ay key ?
Hoya key ?
ty Fer Key ?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Complete the sentence..
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“Early to bed and early to rise……..”
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Student:
“This Man has no interest in his wife..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pappu Pinko ko pasand karta hay, aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko… Jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu pasand karti hai.
Halan-k Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko chahta hai…. Ab jab-k Pinko ko Pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinki k liye razi nahi hay aur Pappu Pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta jab k Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta… To ye unka personal problem hay.
Aap kyon apna dimag kharab ker rahe ho!!!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to
hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab
andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay
ke liye andhera kar sakoon
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)