MODERN BEIZZATI…
MODERN BEIZZATI…
Boy: I luv u
Girl: Apni shakal dekhi hai kya?
Boy: Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya warna Katrina Kaif ke paas na jata!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 889 views
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Newzeland: 330/10
Pakistan: 335/7 49.3 Overs
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Pakistan has won the match by three wiskets
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Peshawar mai aik din pehle match nazar aa gaya....
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