2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar hua tha

pathan: Dr. sahb 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar hua tha

Dr:tu ab kiya hua?

Pathan:yahan se guzar raha tha socha poch lon k

ap ne Nahane ko mana kia tha, ab naha Lon?

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