Sardar samosy k andr ka masala kha rha tha
Sardar samosy k andr ka masala kha rha tha
1 admi ny pucha,sardar ye kia?
sardar :mujhay doctor nay bahir ki chezyn khanay sy mana kia hua hy.
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