Sardar Ki Maut

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hui
par uski laash muskuratay hue mili

baghwan ne pucha aisa kyun?

toh sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 943 views
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