2 sardar were fixing a bomb

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 849 views
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