bike wale husbands Apni wife ko
bike wale husbands Apni wife ko petrol pump k bahar utar kar kyu oil fill krate hai.
bcz petrol pump k bahar bda kar k likha hota hai k aag lagaane wali cheezen dur rkho
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 535 views
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