Bibi ney ik Kuta pala

Bibi ney ik Kuta pala

Moti Moti Ankho wala Lambi Lambi Muncho wal, Mehloon Mein wo rehta tha, English wine Pita tha , Khata tha wo Sonf Spari

Name tha us Ka Asif Zardari.

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