1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1126 views

pathan in bathroom

Ek Pathan Bathroom Gaya:


Jab Bahir Aaya to Tokan Walay ne 12 Rupay mangay.


Pathan: Kyon LOTAY Main Pepsi thi kia?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Lamby hain par keera nai

Punjabi mere abu itny lamby hain k wo chalty pankhy me hath de dete hain.

Pathan:mere abbu b lamby hain par un me keera nai hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu

Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”
Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?” . . .

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Janwron Ki Party Me

Janwron Ki Party Me Chuha visky Pi K Tunn Tha

Billi:

Aj Party Na Hoti To Mai Tuje Kha Jati

Chuha:

Chali Ja

Nhi To Log Kahengey K Pi K Aurat Pe Hath Utha Dya.:-*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Dost:
Wo kaisay ?

Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)