1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1093 views

A sardar ji was asked

A sardar ji was asked why he divorced his wife so he said "Yaar meri biwi bari hi characterless thi, shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha bhaqwaan se maangti thi."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

BEBAS MOMENT

BEBAS MOMENTSmile

When a small kid hits you again and again without any reason in front of his mom :> & you can't do anything but smile and say

"beta NAHIIIII" Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek Pagal American Aur Ek Nepali

Ek Pagal ne Nepali Se pucha Kyu Bhai Tum American Ho kya?

Nepali ne kaha - Nahi Me Nepal Ka Hu

Pagal - Nahi Tum Amrican Ho

Nepali- Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka Hu

Pagal- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho

Nepali(Gusse Me)- Ha Me American hu

Pagal- Lekin Lagte To Nepali Ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A teacher was giving a lesson

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now,
class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you
know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face."
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I
am standing upright in the ordinary positions the
blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't
empty."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 din papu 4 bje uth gya

1din Papu 4 bje uth gya
Ma-Papu mera putr, Papu mera sher, padh likh k
paisa kamaega dher.
Papu-Na main tera putr, na koi sher, susu karn
utha si, so jaunga fer

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)