Pathan Kisi Larki Ke Ghar
Rishta Le Kar Gaya,
Larki Ke Maa Baap:
Humari Beti Abhi Parh Rahi Hai…
Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi,
Ham Ghante Baad A Jaega…!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1053 views

SARDAR was sitting in toilet

SARDAR was sitting in toilet, but potty was not
coming....!!
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SARDAR- "ab Aa bhi ja..!! Mai tenu kha thodi
javanga....!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe

Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe rof gift diya karte they,
ab kyun nahi dete?

Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bar... Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay

Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je:

MISS

?NARRA?:-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge? 

Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi. 

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante. 

Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)