A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 983 views

gala check kerna hai

Husband Bivi Se: Pani Pila Do …

Bivi : Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai

Husband (Gussey se): ” Nahi ” Gala Check Karna Hai Kahin se “LEAK” to Nahi Hai

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Discussing grades

A high-school student came home from school
seeming rather depressed.
"What's the matter, son," asked his mother.
"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my marks. They're
all wet."
"What do you mean `all wet?'"
"I mean," he replied, "below C-level."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Eik dost doosray se

Eik dost doosray se: Yaar mujhe cashier ki talaash hai.

Dost: Magar tum ne 1 mah pehle cashier rakah to tha.
Pehla Dost: Ussi ki hi to talaash hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik pthan dokan dar k pas jakr

Aik pthan dokan dar k pas jakr pakistan ka Flag mangta hai
phair wo shoopkeeper ko kuch kehta hai

jis ko sun kr wo pagal ho jata hai
thinkis main aur colour dekhao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Staying At A Small Town Hotel

Staying At A Small Town Hotel,
A Man Ordered Tea.
Shortly Afterwards,
A Girl Threw Open The Door.
Sugar In Your Tea? She Shouted.
No, Thank You, Man Replied.
Ah, Well,
Don’t Stir It Then…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)