A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 875 views

Marriage is a three ring

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

meri shadi per ana

pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

zahar ka easyload

Ek aadmi ne apni saas k pas sanp betha dekha to sanp se bola Meri saas ko dus lo

Sanp_ Aby kiya dus lon? Main to khud is se Zehar EASY LOAD krwane aaya hun !

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)