No Entry Film Ka Poster
Santa Drives In To 1-Way
& Cross NO ENTRY Board
Police :No ENTRY Ka Board Nai Dekha ?
Santa :Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 607 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"
The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Funny Test
Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...
1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.
2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
GF IS BEAUTY and WIFE IS DUTY,
GF IS SPRINGROLL and WIFE IS DABBAGOL,
GF IS CHUSKI and WIFE IS RISKY,
GF IS TOOIFROOTY and WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Daughter : Mummy khana kaise banaya jata hai.
Mummy : Pinky, meine kitni baar tumse kaha hai ki apne papa ke kaam
ki baat mujhse mat pucha karo!!
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WiFE: aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush bhi ho jaon or jal bhi jaon,
Husband: tum meri zindagi ho Or Lannat hy aisi zindagi par.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A cop pulls a guy over
Sir, why were you speeding?
Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, before I
became really drunk.
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Bewi shohar say
Bewi: App qurbani ka janwar laoo gaye?
Shohar: Begum mujhe he zibba kar lo
Bewi: Gadhay ki siruf kamai hilal hai
Qurbani nahi..:P:P
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2 ladka - "Mere papa bhi lambe hai, lekin aisi chutia harkate nhi karte."
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Wrong Number: Hello, Fridge chal raha hai?
Admi: Haan chal raha hay, Ap kon??
Caller: To phir pakar lo. Warna bhaag jayega. :P
Again call…
Caller: fridge hai??
Admi gusse sy: nhi hai
Caller: kaha tha na pakar lo varna bhaag jae ga :D :D
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